Sushi Is Kinda Good I Guess

I just reblog stuff

spockoutt:

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

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gunsandfireandshit:

hannibalwills:

“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”

Me logging on to make bad posts

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vivalasushi:

“Och vad jag bryr mig om nu är att se din blick så sårad när alla löften klingar falskt nästa gång du lovar någon allt”

— håkan hellström (via fridamlarssonn)

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my psych prof used to work in the gov and had to do a routine security check on hillary clinton during the election, and my prof showed up to her office wearing open toed heels and hillary’s security guy pulled her aside and said “can u change ur shoes. please don’t make me tell you why.” and my prof was like “no lmao i’ll wear whatever i want” so the security guy had to tell her that hillary didn’t like other women wearing open toed shoes when bill was around cause he has a thing for feet

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frogmunist:

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everythingfox:

“Street cat in Istanbul“

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careful-crow:

thewitchway:

nakedinasnowsuit:

santmagdalene:

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

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